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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:18

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Jaw-Dropping Explosions on The Sun Captured in First NASA PUNCH Images - ScienceAlert
Then came..
No way
Loons and Moons
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Inflation Expectations Decline; Labor Market Expectations Improve - Federal Reserve Bank of New York
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
designing for ‘abundance,’ with ecological landscaper kelly norris - A Way To Garden
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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VIDEO: Breaking down Lions rookie DB Dan Jackson’s tape - Pride Of Detroit
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)